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  • October 1, 2014 9:56 pm

    lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

    musterni-illustrates:

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    a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

    yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

  • October 1, 2014 9:52 pm

    magneito:

    "feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"

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  • October 1, 2014 9:46 pm

    sunworldstories:

    by Chiara Bautista

    We are absolutely in love!

  • October 1, 2014 9:45 pm

    pixalry:

    An Old Adventure - Created by Pierre Kleinhouse | Tumblr

  • October 1, 2014 9:45 pm

    mashable:

    Nestle is taking an unusual approach to raise awareness for breast cancer with its new bra cam.

    Using a hidden camera, the campaign makes the point, “your breasts are checked out every day. So when was the last time you checked your own.”

    [via]

  • October 1, 2014 9:45 pm

    "Look, y’all know that we here on The Mary Sue are not particularly huge Twilight fans (though the way hatred of it so often boils down to “Look at these stupid teenage girls with their stupid teenage girl minds and their stupid teenage girl things that they like” is, in my own personal view, reprehensible). They’re poorly written, and, oh yeah, promote a relationship ideal that’s actually extremely abusive. But. We know that female directors are an underrepresented group in film and TV, that “the whole system is geared for them to fail.” If you don’t know that, read up a bit and get back to me. So the fact that Lionsgate is taking proactive steps in supporting the career development of young female directors is deserving of some kudos. A bad series did a good thing."

    The Twilight Series Is Coming Back… And the Reason Why Is Actually Pretty Cool (via themarysue)

  • October 1, 2014 9:45 pm

    mashable:

    Jay Pharoah Reads Your Basic Tweets About Pumpkin Spice Lattes

    We see your basic tweets about fall and we raise you SNL’s Jay Pharoah.

  • October 1, 2014 9:45 pm
    wanderingjewess:

razadeluna:


>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

Basically dobearsshalalala

I can’t stop laughing. WUNDERBABOXES

    wanderingjewess:

    razadeluna:

    >my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
    >my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
    >my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
    >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
    >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
    >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
    >my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
    >my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
    >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
    >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
    >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
    >my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
    >my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
    >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
    >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
    >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
    >my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
    >my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
    >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
    >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
    >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
    >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
    >my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
    >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
    >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

    Basically dobearsshalalala

    I can’t stop laughing. WUNDERBABOXES

  • October 1, 2014 12:09 pm

    sunworldstories:

    by Chiara Bautista

    We are absolutely in love!

  • October 1, 2014 12:09 pm

    "Look, y’all know that we here on The Mary Sue are not particularly huge Twilight fans (though the way hatred of it so often boils down to “Look at these stupid teenage girls with their stupid teenage girl minds and their stupid teenage girl things that they like” is, in my own personal view, reprehensible). They’re poorly written, and, oh yeah, promote a relationship ideal that’s actually extremely abusive. But. We know that female directors are an underrepresented group in film and TV, that “the whole system is geared for them to fail.” If you don’t know that, read up a bit and get back to me. So the fact that Lionsgate is taking proactive steps in supporting the career development of young female directors is deserving of some kudos. A bad series did a good thing."

    The Twilight Series Is Coming Back… And the Reason Why Is Actually Pretty Cool (via themarysue)